castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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aliciaraye:

I know most of you are NOT ghosts! so HA

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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doctorsherlocklokison:

luficerr:

legalmeth:

 •❁ more here ❁•

#stop acting like this is artsy and deep Romeo is just being a piss baby because Rosaline wasn’t down to fuck

two minutes after this he falls in love with Juliet and they fuck within 24 hours
wolfenstain:

Mugshot of Frank Sinatra, taken after his arrest for seduction and adultery, 1938.
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